1 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:10,000 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:10,103 --> 00:00:11,896 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,310 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,068 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:18,241 ♪ Oh... 6 00:00:18,344 --> 00:00:20,344 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:22,344 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 8 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:24,655 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. ♪ 9 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,310 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 10 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:28,333 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish... ♪ 11 00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:30,034 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 12 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:32,344 ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. ♪ 13 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,344 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 14 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:36,275 ♪ Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ 15 00:00:36,379 --> 00:00:39,275 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:40,206 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:42,689 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! 18 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:48,586 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 19 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:50,655 and NICKELODEON 20 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:05,931 Closing time... 21 00:01:06,034 --> 00:01:09,000 the happiest time of the day! 22 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:11,862 Closing time... 23 00:01:11,965 --> 00:01:14,275 the saddest time of the day. 24 00:01:15,896 --> 00:01:16,965 Huh? 25 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:19,379 That's a Krabby Patty. 26 00:01:19,482 --> 00:01:20,517 Ew... 27 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,103 It's cold and hard. 28 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:24,172 This could have rolled there years ago. 29 00:01:24,275 --> 00:01:28,275 There, there, little one, your journey is almost over. 30 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:32,068 What happened?! 31 00:01:33,103 --> 00:01:35,758 Someone tried to throw away a patty! 32 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:40,724 Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents. 33 00:01:40,827 --> 00:01:43,896 But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill. 34 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,896 And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun. 35 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,827 But... it's old and it's cold 36 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:51,758 and so very full of mold. 37 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,620 You're not to make another Patty 38 00:01:53,724 --> 00:01:55,068 until that one is sold. 39 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:56,206 Understand? 40 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:59,034 Order up, Squidward. 41 00:01:59,137 --> 00:02:00,758 Hooray. 42 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:05,689 Uh... SpongeBob... 43 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,896 can I get one with less... fog. 44 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,931 Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs's orders. 45 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:12,551 Whatever. 46 00:02:12,655 --> 00:02:14,793 Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty. 47 00:02:18,448 --> 00:02:20,517 I don't understand... 48 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:22,896 We haven't had a customer in weeks. 49 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I wonder if it's the new placemats. 50 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,103 What? 51 00:02:27,034 --> 00:02:27,827 Placemats? 52 00:02:27,931 --> 00:02:29,344 Have you lost your mind? 53 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:30,551 It's that old patty 54 00:02:30,655 --> 00:02:32,517 you keep trying to sell to everybody! 55 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,206 It's gone bad. 56 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,551 Gone bad? 57 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,551 That's nonsense. 58 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,137 Bring it here, SpongeBob. 59 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:41,827 Uh... Why is it in a cage? 60 00:02:41,931 --> 00:02:42,965 Because it growled at me. 61 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,517 You two would have never have lasted in the navy. 62 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,517 Let's see how bad you are. 63 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,517 No! 64 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:57,724 No... 65 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:00,206 Stay... 66 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:03,758 That a girl! 67 00:03:03,862 --> 00:03:06,068 There, there. 68 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:07,172 See? 69 00:03:07,241 --> 00:03:08,620 Good enough to eat. 70 00:03:10,379 --> 00:03:11,275 Oh. 71 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:12,379 Look. 72 00:03:12,413 --> 00:03:14,068 An ambulance. 73 00:03:14,172 --> 00:03:15,172 Now, then. 74 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:18,413 SpongeBob? 75 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:20,965 Yes, Mr. Krabs? 76 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,517 Make sure you wrap up that patty... 77 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:27,137 I'm not finished with it yet! 78 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:31,448 Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare. 79 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:32,931 So I'm going to be okay, doc? 80 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:35,586 Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, 81 00:03:35,689 --> 00:03:37,413 let's just check your chart. 82 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,379 Let's see here. 83 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:41,000 Hmm. 84 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:42,586 Oh, no. 85 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,862 Oh, no! 86 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:45,482 This is terrible! 87 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:46,724 Everything okay, doc? 88 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,103 Don't touch me! 89 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,310 That's not a good sign. 90 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:56,965 Oh, no, it's the Flying Dutchman! 91 00:03:57,068 --> 00:04:02,344 Eugene Krabs, your time has come. 92 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:06,482 I'm not Eugene Krabs, I'm, uh, Harold! 93 00:04:06,586 --> 00:04:09,137 Harold, uh... Flower! 94 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:10,034 Oh, sorry. 95 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:11,896 I must have the wrong room. 96 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,758 Excuse me, nurse? 97 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,000 Yes? 98 00:04:15,103 --> 00:04:17,172 I'm looking for Eugene Krabs. 99 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:19,724 Oh, he's in that room, right there. 100 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:22,344 No, that's Harold Flower's room. 101 00:04:22,448 --> 00:04:23,586 Harold Flower? 102 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,793 So, Krabs! 103 00:04:25,896 --> 00:04:28,068 You thought you could fool the Flying Dutchman? 104 00:04:28,172 --> 00:04:30,206 What do you want from me? 105 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:33,137 I'm here to escort you to the resting place 106 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:36,931 of all bad undersea folk... 107 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:39,931 Davy Jones's locker! 108 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:41,965 Davy Jones's locker? 109 00:04:42,068 --> 00:04:43,793 Why do I have to go there? 110 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:44,965 I'm not a bad crab! 111 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:48,000 Ah, but you were cheap, 112 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:50,965 and being cheap is a terrible thing. 113 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:54,689 Next stop... Davy Jones's locker! 114 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:01,206 Here we are! 115 00:05:02,896 --> 00:05:04,172 Blech! 116 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:05,862 Why does it smell so foul? 117 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:08,448 Davy Jones works out a lot. 118 00:05:08,551 --> 00:05:10,241 These are his socks. 119 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,482 Get in! 120 00:05:13,758 --> 00:05:16,068 Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman, 121 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:19,482 I don't want to go in there! 122 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,137 I'll do anything! 123 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:24,206 Please, give me another chance! 124 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:25,724 Come on, Krabs, 125 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,689 show a little dignity. 126 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:30,068 Mommy! 127 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:33,620 All right, all right, stop your crying. 128 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,172 I'll give you another chance. 129 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:38,241 But you must always be generous... 130 00:05:38,344 --> 00:05:39,827 Nevercheap. 131 00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:42,275 You have my word as a sailor. 132 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,965 Mr. Krabs' nosehair clippers. 133 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:49,103 I could use these. 134 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:51,172 Squidward, you shouldn't be going 135 00:05:51,275 --> 00:05:53,068 through Mr. Krabs' belongings. 136 00:05:53,172 --> 00:05:55,379 He won't like it! 137 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:59,137 SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said: 138 00:05:59,241 --> 00:06:00,655 Mr. Krabs isn't coming back. 139 00:06:00,758 --> 00:06:03,793 Now, keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe. 140 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:04,896 Hey, boys! 141 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:07,931 Mr. Krabs, I knew it! 142 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,103 You're alive! 143 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:12,137 Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs! 144 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,896 Isn't this too good to be true? 145 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,551 Well, it was. 146 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:16,758 You know, boys, 147 00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:18,413 being sick made me think a lot. 148 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:21,068 My whole life has been about money... 149 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:26,724 Saving money, collecting money, touching money. 150 00:06:26,827 --> 00:06:28,275 Well, you get the picture. 151 00:06:28,379 --> 00:06:29,689 But no more. 152 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:33,310 You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs. 153 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:36,241 Welcome, all, welcome! 154 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,413 Hello, little one. 155 00:06:40,517 --> 00:06:41,551 What you got there? 156 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:42,758 A Krabby Patty. 157 00:06:44,517 --> 00:06:45,862 Of course you do! 158 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:48,034 You know what that means, right? 159 00:06:48,137 --> 00:06:49,655 I don't go hungry? 160 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:51,000 No, silly! 161 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:54,448 It means: free toy! 162 00:06:54,551 --> 00:06:56,275 Gee, thanks, Mr. Krabs. 163 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:58,413 I thought you were a cheap old tightwad. 164 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:00,931 I was, son, I was. 165 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:02,758 Free toys for everyone! 166 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,413 And free refills! 167 00:07:06,413 --> 00:07:07,172 Hello, boy. 168 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:08,344 Say, where's Squidward? 169 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:10,620 Oh, he's taking one of those break things 170 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:11,758 in your office... 171 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:13,379 I mean the "employee lounge." 172 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:18,172 Great! 173 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,137 Excuse me, I dropped my Krabby Patty. 174 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,275 Could I get another one? 175 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:23,206 SpongeBob? Yes, sir. 176 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,206 "Krusty Krab policy clearly states 177 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,103 "once the burger has reached the customer, 178 00:07:27,206 --> 00:07:28,793 it is his/her responsibility." 179 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,172 SpongeBob! 180 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,310 That's the old policy. 181 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:33,586 Now run back and bring out a fresh one. 182 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:34,689 Aye, aye, sir! 183 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,551 Sorry about the confusion. 184 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:37,793 Free toy? 185 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:39,379 Eugene, my man. 186 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:40,517 Squidward! 187 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:41,965 How's the break coming? 188 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:44,068 Should be over in a couple of hours. 189 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,793 Have SpongeBob send back a patty 190 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:47,206 and an iced tea, will you? 191 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:48,482 Sure thing, Squidward. 192 00:07:48,586 --> 00:07:49,620 Take it easy. 193 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:53,172 Are you enjoying your in-meal movie? 194 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:55,965 This movie hasn't even been in the theaters yet! 195 00:07:56,068 --> 00:07:59,379 No expense spared for my valued customers. 196 00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:02,310 Look at all those happy faces. 197 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:04,655 It sure does feel good to be generous. 198 00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:06,206 Here's your mail, Eugene. 199 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,793 Thanks, Squidward. 200 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:09,172 You look rested. 201 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:12,931 Yeah, these naps at work are doing wonders for me. 202 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,206 Credit card bills. 203 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,000 Well, I knew this was coming. 204 00:08:16,103 --> 00:08:17,379 Let's see what the damage is. 205 00:08:17,482 --> 00:08:20,965 Only $10,000... That's not so bad. 206 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,275 I'll just subtract it from today's profit. 207 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:27,482 And... there's no money in here. 208 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:30,482 How delightful! 209 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:33,068 Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs. 210 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:35,241 Me, too... how are we going to get paid? 211 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:39,586 Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well. 212 00:08:39,689 --> 00:08:41,827 Oh, it's just a bad dream. 213 00:08:41,931 --> 00:08:42,931 I'll wake up soon. 214 00:08:45,517 --> 00:08:46,379 Uh, "dream"? 215 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,620 Sure. 216 00:08:47,724 --> 00:08:49,000 I'm still in the hospital 217 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,379 sleeping like a baby! 218 00:08:50,482 --> 00:08:53,103 Um, you checked out of the hospital this morning. 219 00:08:53,206 --> 00:08:54,103 Here's the bill. 220 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:57,206 You mean... I'm awake?! 221 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,586 No more refills! 222 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:10,896 Give me back them toys, you freeloaders! 223 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,241 Show's over, cheapskate! 224 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:20,655 Hey, it's my lucky day... 225 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:21,655 A penny! 226 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:24,034 Your luck just ran out! 227 00:09:24,137 --> 00:09:25,344 Hey, man, ease back, 228 00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:26,517 you're crushing my arm. 229 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,310 Unhand that penny or the arm comes off. 230 00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:33,413 Ah-hah! 231 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:36,482 That little display of parsimonious penny pinching 232 00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:40,241 just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones's locker... 233 00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:42,206 for eternity! 234 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,379 I'm not cheap, I'm generous! 235 00:09:44,482 --> 00:09:47,241 You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny. 236 00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:50,172 Thanks, Squidward, I knew I could count on you. 237 00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:52,931 Well, a deal's a deal. 238 00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:54,068 Let's go. 239 00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:56,620 Wait just a burger-flipping second. 240 00:09:56,724 --> 00:10:00,482 Who dares back-sass the Flying Dutchman? 241 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:04,758 That would be me: SpongeBob Back-sass Pants. 242 00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:06,896 I say you got the wrong crab. 243 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,517 This Mr. Krabs is the most generous, 244 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:13,344 big-hearted, non-skinflinted crab in the whole sea. 245 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:17,172 He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks. 246 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,793 I'd bet my soul he wouldn't. 247 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:21,172 You got yourself a bet. 248 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,827 Okay, Krabs, I'll let you stay, 249 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:26,379 but first help me settle a bet. 250 00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:29,517 If you had to choose between SpongeBob 251 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:33,482 and all the money in my pocket, which would you take? 252 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,034 That depends... how much money 253 00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:36,137 we talking about? 254 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:37,344 Mr. Krabs? 255 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,344 Sixty-two cents. 256 00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:40,448 I'll take the money. 257 00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:41,862 Mr. Krabs?! 258 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,896 Here you go, Krabs. 259 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,896 Sixty-two cents. 260 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,413 Next stop Davy Jones's locker! 261 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:54,931 Look, Squidward, money! 262 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:57,482 Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, 263 00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:01,586 but how could you trade SpongeBob for 62 cents? 264 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:03,517 You think I could have gotten more? 265 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:07,172 He stuck up for you and you sold him out. 266 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,379 You should be ashamed of yourself! 267 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:12,379 Oh, what have I done? 268 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,103 Oh! 269 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,344 I want another chance! 270 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:17,275 I didn't learn anything! 271 00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:18,896 I lost my best fry cook. 272 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,551 I don't want this foul money, I want SpongeBob back! 273 00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:27,793 Here, take him back. 274 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:30,344 You heard what I said about the money? 275 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,068 Heard what you said? 276 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:35,379 I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. 277 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:37,482 I only had him for 30 seconds, 278 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:41,379 and it's jellyfishing this and Mermaidman that. 279 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,862 What "not giving him back"? 280 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:45,241 He's a fate worse than death! 281 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,344 He's your problem now. 282 00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:53,413 Eh, eh, about trading you for pocket change... 283 00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:56,172 Say no more, Mr. Krabs. 284 00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:57,896 You did it for the Krusty Krab. 285 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,724 I would have done the same thing. 286 00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:00,827 You would have? 287 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:01,896 No. 288 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:11,655 Dutchman's residence. 289 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,034 So, as I was saying, 290 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:15,206 you and me got to hang out more. 291 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,586 Well, what nights are good for you... 292 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:38,344 Huh? 293 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,379 Oh, I got dead again. 294 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:46,103 This game stinks. 295 00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:52,241 See, that's why you must always 296 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,241 pay attention to the mountain. 297 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:57,344 I'm listening to you, mountain! 298 00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:59,758 Don't eat the yellow sand, Patrick. 299 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,275 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 300 00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:06,103 Hey, Sandy, watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward" 301 00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,172 Stop naming moves after me! 302 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:11,344 Everybody's an idiot except for me. 303 00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:12,896 Well, it's true. 304 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:19,586 SpongeBob! 305 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:20,931 Look out for that tree! 306 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,379 Huh? 307 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:26,034 Don't worry, everything's under control, 308 00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:27,551 'cause I'm an expert...! 309 00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,068 Hmm... that's funny, 310 00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,482 someone turned the mountain upside-down. 311 00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:39,896 SpongeBob, land on your bottom! 312 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,517 It'll cushion the impact of the fall! 313 00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,000 Like this? 314 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:46,241 No, your other bottom! 315 00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:48,620 Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? 316 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:49,724 Not until four. 317 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,034 Ow, that's got to hurt. 318 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,379 Do it again, I wasn't looking! 319 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:01,068 Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus 320 00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,517 has made a full recovery. 321 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:03,620 My what has a what now? 322 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:04,827 Your butt's all better. 323 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,413 It's really quite amazing. 324 00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:09,275 It took 20 hours to put it all back together. 325 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:12,482 We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. 326 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:16,379 Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck-boy. 327 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,482 But from now on, 328 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,344 I'd like you to be more careful. 329 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:20,862 One more injury like that 330 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:23,827 and you could wind up like that poor creature there... 331 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,724 In the Iron Butt. 332 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:29,275 Oh, man, it itches. 333 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,310 You heard the doctor, SpongeBob, 334 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,379 one more injury like that and it's the Iron Butt! 335 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,310 I've been too careless back there. 336 00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:40,310 From now on I am on round-the-clock butt patrol. 337 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:42,931 Hey, step away from the backside 338 00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:44,034 I'm warning you. 339 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:45,206 What's your problem? 340 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,689 That was close. 341 00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:48,241 Hey, SpongeBob! 342 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,517 Why don't you join us? 343 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,827 We need an extra player. 344 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,482 Nice catch, Percy! 345 00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:54,965 Hey, SpongeBob! 346 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,379 You've got to try this, dude! 347 00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:58,448 We finally got enough people 348 00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:01,206 for a seven-mile spanking machine! 349 00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,793 Ouch, ouch, ouch, ow...! 350 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:05,896 Next! 351 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,758 Is this where the line starts? 352 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:12,103 My butt is not safe out here! 353 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,448 No part of me is safe. 354 00:15:16,137 --> 00:15:17,172 Whoo-hoo! 355 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,620 Yeah, ride 'em, cowboy! 356 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:25,896 Hey, SpongeBob. 357 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,827 Ooh... 358 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,137 That was fun. 359 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,724 Hey, SpongeBob, you ready 360 00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,137 to go sand-boarding again? 361 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,275 SpongeBob? 362 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:40,793 Hello, friends. 363 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:43,172 Enjoying the outside world? 364 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,724 What y'all doing sitting in the middle of the floor? 365 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:49,206 Oh, living out the remainder of my life... in safety. 366 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:51,931 If you guys were smart, you would join me. 367 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,379 That accident made me realize 368 00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:55,241 that it's dangerous out there. 369 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,827 I was one of the lucky ones. 370 00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:57,793 I'm a survivor. 371 00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,241 And so I've simply decided 372 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:01,344 I am never leaving my house again. 373 00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:02,862 That's crazy talk! 374 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:04,379 That's not crazy talk. 375 00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:05,689 Thisis crazy talk. 376 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,517 Sorry. 377 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,413 No, Patrick's right, Sandy. 378 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,137 You saw what happened to me, 379 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,413 and next time it won't just be my butt, 380 00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:20,344 it'll be my armpit or my forehead. 381 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:22,137 Or your other armpit! 382 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,379 I was wrong to go against nature. 383 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,517 I'm a sponge... What was I thinking? 384 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:29,068 Walking... my people are sedentary. 385 00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,551 Just sitting in your house? 386 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,551 Ain't you going to get lonesome? 387 00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:35,965 I won't be lonesome, I've got all the friends I need here. 388 00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:37,862 This is Penny. 389 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,241 And Chip. 390 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,793 And say hello to Used Napkin. 391 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:44,758 How are you going to keep your job at the Krusty Krab? 392 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,689 No problem! 393 00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,655 A reallylong spatula. 394 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:54,827 What about eating? 395 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,931 I'm a sponge! 396 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,275 I'll just filter-feed. 397 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,379 SpongeBob, sooner or later 398 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,586 you're going to have to go outside. 399 00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:14,586 Listen, I told you that I'm never leaving my house again! 400 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,862 Never-ever? 401 00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,758 Never-ever-ever. 402 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:21,206 Never-never-ever-ever for never-ever? 403 00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,517 Never-ever-never-never, ever-ever-never! 404 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,517 Never-ever-ever- ever-ever-ever-ever-ever?! 405 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,689 Never-ever-never-ever... 406 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:32,827 All right, Patrick, that is enough! 407 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:35,413 Chip, would you mind showing these two to the door? 408 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,068 Thank you, Chip. 409 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:46,379 I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. 410 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,655 Hey, Squidward! 411 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:48,655 No! 412 00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:49,413 Aw. 413 00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:50,586 Don't worry, Patrick. 414 00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:52,517 We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, 415 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,206 and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of. 416 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,724 And that's when I punch him, right? 417 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:03,551 Look at the jellyfish out here! 418 00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:07,068 Too bad SpongeBob is missing out on all the fun! 419 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,344 I caught one! 420 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:19,793 Look at those fools risking their lives jellyfishing. 421 00:18:19,896 --> 00:18:22,896 My new hobby is much safer, isn't it, Chip? 422 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,517 Dust collecting. 423 00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:30,000 I think I caught one! 424 00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:31,586 We've got to try something else. 425 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,413 ♪ Three cheers 426 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:35,517 ♪ On your birthday! 427 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:37,689 ♪ Three cheers for you! 428 00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:40,586 Now, you've got to blow out the candles and make a wish. 429 00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:42,551 I don't need the wish, Penny. 430 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,275 Everything I could ever want is right here. 431 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,241 In fact, let's sing our own song 432 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,103 about the joy of staying indoors. 433 00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:55,448 ♪ I know of a place where you never get harmed ♪ 434 00:18:55,551 --> 00:19:00,655 ♪ A magical place with magical charms ♪ 435 00:19:00,758 --> 00:19:08,275 ♪ Indoors, indoors, indoors! 436 00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:09,758 Take it away, Penny! 437 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,620 That Penny has the most beautiful voice. 438 00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,413 That is it, SquarePants! 439 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:19,344 We're going to find something that's so dang fun 440 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,689 that you'll have to come outside! 441 00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:24,034 Trampoline! 442 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:25,137 Ice cream! 443 00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:27,241 Underwater surfing! 444 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:28,758 Two ice creams. 445 00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:29,517 Ferris wheel. 446 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,793 Still two ice creams! 447 00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,931 Clam wrestling. 448 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,655 Washing an old person. 449 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,724 Patrick, that's not fun. 450 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,137 It is for me! 451 00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:44,862 Nothing's working, Patrick. 452 00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:45,965 What do we do? 453 00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:48,241 I say we take a bath. 454 00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,344 What... 455 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:51,482 Will you get out of here? 456 00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:55,551 Now, remember... don't jump out 457 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,068 until I give the signal. 458 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,172 Right. 459 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:03,034 All right, SpongeBob, you win. 460 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,758 Stay inside forever. 461 00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:07,310 Yours is truly the iron will. 462 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:08,758 Now, Pat! 463 00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:13,034 Eek! A gorilla! 464 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:15,137 Save me, SpongeBob! 465 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:20,827 Okay, guys, really. 466 00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:22,517 This is your saddest attempt yet. 467 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,551 Even Chip knows that's Patrick 468 00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:27,344 in the same costume he wore for Halloween last year. 469 00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:28,551 No, really! 470 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,310 You've got to come save me. 471 00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,758 Hey, Sandy... who's your friend? 472 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:36,586 But... but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit. 473 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:37,827 I am in the gorilla suit. 474 00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:42,482 I thought I was doing a pretty good job. 475 00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:45,068 If you're Patrick, then who's that? 476 00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:49,793 A real gorilla! 477 00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:50,896 Huh? 478 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:05,517 No! 479 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,586 Oh, my gosh! 480 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,793 This can't be happening! 481 00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:26,620 This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! 482 00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:28,896 Well, they were asking for it. 483 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,586 It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. 484 00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:35,275 Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends 485 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,862 in the whole world, 486 00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:39,724 but I told them I wasn't going outside no matter what. 487 00:21:39,827 --> 00:21:41,689 We can do without the name-calling, 488 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,689 thank you very much, Used Napkin. 489 00:21:43,793 --> 00:21:47,000 I know, Chip, if it was me out there bagged by an ape, 490 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:50,724 Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. 491 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,862 And I've got to do the same for them. 492 00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:58,448 If I don't come back, Chip, take good care of Gary. 493 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:03,034 Well... here I go... 494 00:22:03,137 --> 00:22:07,241 from the safety of my home to the outside world. 495 00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:23,379 I'm taking my first step. 496 00:22:23,482 --> 00:22:25,344 So far so good. 497 00:22:25,448 --> 00:22:27,482 I think I can do this! 498 00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:29,517 No! 499 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,620 Oh, dear Neptune! 500 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,275 Get off of me! 501 00:22:32,379 --> 00:22:33,448 Get off of me! 502 00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:35,068 Chip, help me, help me! 503 00:22:40,517 --> 00:22:42,000 I'm still alive. 504 00:22:43,931 --> 00:22:44,931 I did it! 505 00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:46,655 I made it outside! 506 00:22:46,758 --> 00:22:48,620 Nothing can stop me now! 507 00:22:49,689 --> 00:22:51,862 Is it too late to go back inside yet? 508 00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:53,517 It's too late. 509 00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:56,758 Patrick? Sandy? 510 00:22:56,862 --> 00:22:58,586 Yeah, SpongeBob? 511 00:22:58,689 --> 00:23:00,655 I'm sorry I caused all this. 512 00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:03,689 I'm not scared of going outside anymore. 513 00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:05,655 But I'm terrified of gorillas now. 514 00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:08,862 That's okay, SpongeBob... us, too. 515 00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:11,827 You know what I don't understand, though? 516 00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:12,827 What? 517 00:23:12,931 --> 00:23:15,068 What's a gorilla doing underwater? 518 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:17,931 Uh, well... 519 00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:20,517 it's funny you should... You see, the... 520 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:22,103 George, they're onto us! 521 00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:24,586 Let's get out of here. 522 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:47,655 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 523 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:49,000 and NICKELODEON 524 00:24:18,689 --> 00:24:22,068 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org